Advocate Kev really showed his age in our weekly staff meeting. He wanted to know what me versus the Fabulous Moolah would look like. I’ve only seen her work in the 80’s. I know that Moolah was a tough lady, but I’m a high-class professional who has trained all around the world, learning techniques from Japan to Mexico. Seeing her stuff when I was a teenager, I remember thinking, even back then, that I could take her. But if there were to be a match, like if it were for real booked, I would hit her with all my best stuff and, of course, “sell” the match and her work, too. Even though she has more of a brawling style, I would learn her strengths and use moves to make her look as good as possible. Just as important- I would know where her weaknesses lie, which is equally important. I would work around them. While she is certainly no fantasy opponent of mine, we would figure it out and deliver the goods. She is the Fabulous Moolah, and I am the CEO.
